5 Snippets of Wisdom from Bradley

1). Everybody has different takes on what's funny, however I believe that we all have the same standards for evaluating whether someone has a good sense of humor and it's pretty straightforward: If you think I'm funny, then you have a good sense of humor. Any questions?

2). I watched the movie 300 last night, which is the adaptation of Frank Miller's graphic novel about the Spartan's battle to defend ancient Greece from the armed hordes commanded by Xerxes. It was gory, but it did have a lot of flesh. Unfortunately, most of the skin belonged to dudes in this cinematic equivalent of a San Francisco bath house in the mid-80s. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

3). I went to a club on New Year's Eve and met a friendly young lady whom I escorted home around 1am. We were sitting on her couch making out when I heard her say "I feel like I'm going to die." She then ran into the bathroom, where she spent the next twenty minutes throwing up. According to her she's "allergic to wheat." According to me she's allergic to binge drinking for eight straight hours.

4). I recently spent some time in South Beach Miami. Whenever you tell people you went to South Beach they start to look at you differently, almost as if their picturing you smoking Cuban cigars in a hot tub with your arm draped around a Gloria Estefan look alike from her Miami Sound Machine days. Sadly, the trip couldn't live up to my co-worker's lurid imaginations, as I got sick and had my credit card stolen. On the positive side, I now know "El Diablo Blanco" means white devil in Spanish.

5). I have finally sold out to the man and accepted the AdSense program on my blog. For those of you who no longer have faith in my credibility, I wanted to let you know that I lost it a long time ago. As of this moment, I still have a little bit of pride left, but I am all out of integrity.

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